A predator in the penalty area, it's perhaps only right that Andy Carroll has given his newborn son a suitably ferocious name.
Carroll and his partner, reality TV personality Billie Mucklow, welcomed their second child into the world on Wednesday and opted for a thoroughly unorthodox moniker.
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Indeed, Mucklow shared a photo of herself and her partner cooing over their new son while formally introducing her social media followers to little baby Wolf Nine Carroll.
"Wolf" being a type of wild dog and "Nine" presumably being a reference daddy's squad number of choice.
Undeniably memorable though hardly original. In fact, Harper Seven Beckham would like a word.
Chris covers the funny side of the game for ESPN FC in the Toe Poke blog.